i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
fuck
i’mfallingdownallthesestairsWell, at least you
don’t live under them.stop being so overdramatic harry
all i want out of this life is to see louis tomlinson twerk is that too much to ask
we should’ve been careful for what we wished for
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Possibly one of my most favorite photos of me, ever. This was at the giant Buddha, and it was starting to rain so we took shelter underneath this archway. As the photo was being taken, people started to crowd and watch and it was incredibly awkward but kind of fun at the same time.
Reblogging to replace the commentary. Please don’t remove the caption to my photo!
Every time I get notifications for this photo I just want to be back in Hong Kong. It’s such an incredible place and I wish I had longer to explore it.
i heard u were talkin shit bout me
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
omg i am going to wet myself
I like the cat that drags the food bowl over.
BUT NIALL TRIES TO CATCH HIM AND THEN HE JUST FALLS ON TOP OF HIM I CNAT BERATH E
Recycle
Reduce
Reuse
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
